cerealkillerwithaspoon:

breastmints i found the beef child

I AM THE BEEF CHILD

cerealkillerwithaspoon:

breastmints i found the beef child

I AM THE BEEF CHILD

Gf: babe come over
Me: I'm eating garlic bread
Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese

misfireofficial:

When your online friend wakes up

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MY FRIEND AND I WERE MAKING BURGERS AND I SNIFFED MY HANDS AND THOUGHT OF THE BEEF CHILD AND I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING

assgod:

karolinewantsagun:

eat both

and ass

assgod:

karolinewantsagun:

eat both

and ass